Smart girls use big words and give inferiority complexes. Sluts drink beer and give blowjobs. Now do you really have to ask why no one asked you to the prom?
You misunderstood me when I said your tits were perfect the way they are. They are perfect in the fact that I get to see them and play with them. If you meant the size of them being perfect, then hell no they're not perfect. They should be much bigger.
You do understand that I could replace you with a Russian bride for a bag of potatoes and the cost of airfare right? Maybe you should think about that before bitching about where I take you to eat.
Why do you always want me to express my feelings? Fine, “I’m horny,” “I’m hungry,” “I’m gassy.” There, I’m done. Happy?
No, I don’t objectify you. How could I? You talk too damn much to ever believe you’re an object.
Since when does watching me play video games for hours not count as foreplay?
It’s not that I don’t think that you should have an opinion, I do. But that doesn’t mean I care about it or want to hear it. See the difference?
What’s all this crap about girls who are supposed to be good in bed? I’ve never slept with a woman I’d consider good in bed - I do all the work. And even if a girl is “good in bed,” who cares? All they really need to do to make a guy happy is show up. If there were awards given for sexuality females should be given a participant ribbon and then get sent home to do dishes.
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