Guys

You know that hot guy that was hitting on you at the party last weekend? The one with the great hair, the hot bod and the badass car? Well, he's fucked a fat chick before. It's true, no matter how hot he is if the choice comes down between doing a fat chick or not getting laid - guys will always go for the fat chick. In fact, if you didn't fuck him that night, he probably fucked a fat chick to kill some time waiting for you to give him a call.

A guy fucking you and dating you are two very different things. Just because he sticks his dick in you it doesn't mean that he thinks you’re good enough to be seen in public with. You’re talking about the opposite sex, which every single member of has at one time or another tried to fuck or at least stick their dicks into either an inanimate object or piece of fruit and/or vegetable. Every guy you know has either tried to stick his dick in a bottle of shampoo or tried to fuck a jar of mayonnaise. So his putting his dick in you should not be confused with approval or acceptance. It just means that in his mind you’re as good as a jar of mayo.

Guys naturally assume that when you go into the bathroom with your girlfriend while on a date, that the two of you are spending the time kissing each other. Please don’t spoil the myth for us.

Guys love buying things for girls – like drinks and condoms. Rings and expensive jewelry are reserved for girls who make us work for their affections and are too uppity to settle for drinks and condoms.

If a guy gives you a compliment or shows any interest in anything you’re saying, it’s to either get into your pants or, if he’s already gotten into your pants, to shut you up. The only compliment a guy will give you that’s true is if he says he like your tattoo on your back. Guys love back tattoos. They like having a big target to aim their money shots at.

If you say “…it’s like…” “…he was all like…” “Like, I know…” or “I was all like…” guys automatically assume that you’re easy.

That guy you danced with at the club, he wasn’t dancing because he likes to. He was dancing with you to try and get into your pants. If there were only women in the world, there would still be dancing. If there were only men in the world, all the dance clubs would be torn down to make room for more bars and sports arenas.

No, guys aren’t simple. They want a girlfriend who’s hot enough that other guys look at her in envy, but then they get pissed and jealous when other guys do notice their girlfriend. Tell me that’s not complex.

What guys mean when talking about a girl -
She’s cute – She has a nice ass and I’d fuck her but her tits could be bigger.
She’s pretty – Great tits and ass, but she’s probably smarter than I am. Given the chance to get her drunk, I’d gladly try and fuck her.
She’s beautiful – Out of my league. I’ll pretend I’m fucking her next time I bone my girlfriend.
She’s hot – Porn star body, butter face.
She’s fucking hot – Great body and face. I hope she’s as stupid as she looks.

Yes, there are sensitive guys out there that don’t agree with anything on this site. Little wussy faggy men who listen to Goth or Emo and were probably breast-feed till into their twenties.